Add a Dash of Humor to Your Kitchen!

Introducing the ultimate conversation starter for your kitchen—the "Kitchen is Closed Due to Illness, I’m Sick of Cooking" cheese board! Perfect for serving, decorating, or simply making a statement, this board is a fun and functional addition to any home.

Features:

- Engraved Message: "Kitchen is closed due to illness, I’m sick of cooking"—because sometimes, you just need a break!
- Multi-Purpose Use: Ideal for serving cheese, charcuterie, or your favorite appetizers. When not in use, hang it on the wall for a humorous touch.
- Easy Communication: Just point to the board and let it do the talking—your kitchen is officially closed for the night!

Benefits:

- Conversation Piece: Guaranteed to get a laugh and spark conversation at your next gathering.
- Quality Craftsmanship: Made from high-quality wood and treated with food-safe Howard Butcher Block Conditioner for durability and safety.
- Low Maintenance: Easy to clean and maintain—simply wipe with a damp cloth. (Pro tip: avoid the dishwasher to keep it in top shape!)

How to Use:

1. Serving: Perfect for presenting cheese, meats, and other appetizers.
2. Wall Decor: Hang it in your kitchen as a quirky decoration and an easy way to declare the kitchen closed.
3. Daily Humor: Next time you're too tired to cook, just point to the board—your message will be loud and clear!

Care Instructions:

- Treated with food-safe Howard Butcher Block Conditioner.
- Wipe clean with a damp cloth.
- Not dishwasher safe.

Why You'll Love It:

- Brings humor and practicality to your kitchen.
- Makes a great gift for anyone who appreciates a good laugh and a night off from  cooking.
- Adds a unique touch to your kitchen decor.

Order your "Kitchen is Closed Due to Illness, I’m Sick of Cooking" cheese board today and let the laughs (and the relaxation) begin!